Kate Middleton Ready To Officially Announce Baby’s Gender

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Princess Kate Middleton is ready to officially announce her baby’s gender, and early reports indicate that the news of the sex will shock the world. That is because Kate Middleton’s baby is a hermaphrodite.

Like most of the inbred British royal family, Kate Middleton’s baby is an abomination against nature, and will be born with both male and female sex organs (and possibly horns and a tail, but that has not yet been confirmed).

Yes the demon spawn of Kate Middleton and Prince William will almost certainly be a grotesque malformed creature. Of course since it is British know one will really notice.