What Celebrity Pussies Taste Like

After many hours of grueling research in our lab we have determined what the following celebrity pussies taste like. If you make any discoveries of your own please feel free to include them in the comment section.

celeb-jihad Sigourney Weaver’s pussy tastes like coins.
celeb-jihad Lindsay Lohan’s pussy tastes like cigarettes and toast.
celeb-jihad Paris Hilton’s pussy tastes like the inside of a catcher’s mitt.
celeb-jihad Sarah Jessica Parker’s pussy tastes like a hard-boiled egg.
celeb-jihad Miley Cyrus’s pussy tastes like 5 to 10 in the state pen… and fresh strawberries.
celeb-jihad Rosie O’Donnell’s pussy tastes like a bulldog’s asshole.
celeb-jihad Reese Witherspoon’s pussy tastes like Christmas morning.
celeb-jihad Elizabeth Taylor’s pussy tastes like sawdust and gorgonzola.
celeb-jihad Britney Spears’s pussy tastes like placenta.
celeb-jihad Jessica Alba’s pussy tastes like sunflower seeds and disappointment.
celeb-jihad Angelina Jolie’s pussy tastes like her brother.
celeb-jihad Jennifer Love Hewitt’s pussy tastes like apricots and sunshine.
celeb-jihad Jessica Simpson’s pussy tastes like tuna… or is that chicken?
celeb-jihad Scarlett Johansson’s pussy tastes like applesauce and feet.
celeb-jihad Madonna’s pussy tastes like sulfur dioxide.
celeb-jihad Natalie Portman’s pussy tastes like humus and matza.
celeb-jihad Jodie Foster’s pussy tastes like 2 bears fucking in the woods.