Elisha Cuthbert Naked On An Exercise Ball

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Elisha Cuthbert, star of “24” and “The Girl Next Door”, appears to be naked while on an exercise ball in the disturbing photo above.

Not only is this picture of Elisha Cuthbert grinding her sinful lady bits into an exercise ball blasphemous, but it is also improper use of gym equipment and a real health hazard.

This exercise ball is now almost certainly infected with a militant strain of gonorrhea, which may spread to Muslim gym members looking to tone their abs for suicide vest season.

Using this Elisha Cuthbert naked picture as evidence, us Muslims demand that all gyms (especially Curves) update their health code to require that all female members be circumcised, so this type of public health disaster will never happen again.