Emma Watson committed sexual terrorism against the world at the MTV Movie Awards, when she brazenly flaunted her shapeless, bony, cold English ass to the cameras.
What a perverse sense of justice the United States has when they hold pious men like my cousin Abdar in Guantanamo Bay simply for plotting to blow up a bus, and real terrorists like Emma Watson are allowed to roam free.
Everyone knows that people who ride on public buses are better off dead anyway. It really is a victimless crime. While on the other hand, Emma Watson showing off her completely flat ass offends the senses of millions.
I guess what I am saying is.. Free Abdar! Allahu Akbar!