German pop star and the winner of the 2010 Eurovision, Lena Meyer-Landrut has just had the nude photos below leaked online.
There is no doubt that Lena sent these photos to try and seduce one (or more) of the nearly 2 million Muslim
jihadists refugees that recently invaded sought asylum in Germany. Unfortunately for Lena she has little to offer a Muslim as her frail body makes her unsuitable for field work, and her pathetically tiny titties could not sustain a litter of robust Muslim babies.
However, all hope is not lose for Lena… For if she were to take some truly erotic selfies of herself in a burka showcasing the world famous German craftsmanship by skinning a Jew and turning him into a lamp shade, then perhaps a Muslim man would over look her obvious defects and pound her tight Teutonic tushy. Besides with her extremely unfeminine appearance us Muslims could easily pretend that she were one of our beloved bacha bazi (dancing boys).