Pop star Rihanna was photographed by a spider monkey showing off her ass in a thong swimsuit deep in the Brazilian jungle.
As you can see from Rihanna’s swollen hindquarters, she is clearly in heat and desperate to mate as she wades through the muddy jungle waters shouting her “rude boy” mating call.
The fact that Rihanna has to go to the end’s of the earth to find males that are willing to have sex with her, speaks volumes about her reputation as a banged out whore. Unfortunately just the sight of Rihanna’s body has caused 6 endangered species to go extinct. The local tribesmen must bite the bullet and breed with Rihanna soon, before her sluttery irreparably damages this pristine jungle’s ecosystem.