Before she was famous back in 2006, “Modern Family” star Sofia Vergara posed for these epically smutty bikini photos.
As you can see in the photos below, the outline of Sofia Vergara’s fat lady satchel is clearly visible in a number of these photos. No doubt Sofia was using her bulbous baby box and the cover of being a bikini model to smuggle balloons of cocaine into the United States from her homeland in the Mexican nation of Columbia.
Of course Sofia Vergara’s slutty bikini and vagina drug mule days are now long behind her since she is such a big TV star. However, if Sofia ever gets the itch to relive some of her glory days I know a few guys that would pay top dinar for her to smuggle a pressure cooker in her snatch to the next “Modern Family” production meeting… and wearing a bikini would be optional.